BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Oh, pull yourself together, you silly boy!

BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Did you know, by the way, those wankers didn't take even ONE farm animal or implement with them to the New World? Bibles, trumpets, lots of shoes, and a history of Spain...but luckily, the Native Americans were there to make sure they got their Thanksgiving dinner...then to be scalped for the ungodly heathens they were...

BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

and true, Grasshopper - so true...

BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

No, we don;t want them! we're not stupid! have them stuffed and use them as draught excluders; medical experiments are an option; fire them out of cannons as county fairs - but DON'T SEND THEM BACK HERE!!!!!

wallaceelf (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Ha ha nice one!!!

peymaania (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Please, Please take back the Bible Nuts, ship them to the Hebrides Islands or Guernsey and the channel Islands. You can always threaten the French and the Scotts by using them as mercenaries! These people have ravaged America, Afghanistan and Iraq...and even when they lose an election they still don't Shut their traps! I wish we could ship them all straight into the Sun!

BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I was recently told three things by Americans on You Tube, which explain the mindset nicely: 1. god tells them to donate 10% of their earnings to the poor. 2. They are responsible for the collapse of the Soviets (not Europeans pulling down a wall, then) and 3. if it wasn't for them, my ass would be speaking German. Wouldn't THAT get me noticed at parties this Christmas???

BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

:-) isn't the World Series exclusively American? or do they let Canada join in if they ask nicely?

BumbleBeeInABluebell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Depends. Sometimes it chocolate - sometimes it's red wine. (Local Primeur is particularly good at this time of the year.)

wallaceelf (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Could a genius answer the question: What is the point of life? I already have an answer for myself but I'm curious if someone can find a universal truth...