Nastyfood (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I told my family to do what the wanted with me because I dont care but this is just capitalism at its best. The funeral parlor pimps your misery and then charges you an astronomical price just youre grieving. Its all a bunch of BULL

funeraldirector1987 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

you may not care, but i'm sure your family does. Funerals are not for the dead, they are for the living.

Nastyfood (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

funeral services are a big business. Basically its all bullshit. Fuck. Do what you want to me when I'm dead 'cause I don't give a fuck.

fatherPAZUZU (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i respect all this and everything and all..but i dont want to be done Embalming to my body when i an gone ... what can i do about it ? lawyer

bagzie (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Respect to these people. There's no way I could do it.

1joker88 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

her features are "blown" quite a bit, and why the hell are they doing cosmetics in the viewing room?

1joker88 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

an what?

trippendale742 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I think undertakings a great job to do. I went to see my grandma at the funeral home and they had done a great job on her. God bless all undertakers :D

DaddyBare2002 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It depends upon whether you are the one running the Funeral Parlor or not ~ just like any other industry. The owners make BIG BUCKS ~ the ones performing the WORK ~ not all that much, normally.

DaddyBare2002 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Actually, it depends on whether the body of the deceased was, properly, prepared. They, also, will MOOOAAAANNNN on occasion. It comes from gasses escaping from the remains; but, normally, the anus is "stopped up" with cotton in order to prevent them from farting. Of course, it, also, depends upon whether or not an autopsy as been performed, already, which will, usually, obliterate any such reactions from gas escaping the anus or Oxygen escaping through the voice box causing them to moan.